so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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