i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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