"it" just moved
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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