I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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