wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
