I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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