Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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