Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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