Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
