look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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