I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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