Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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