shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Do vagina's smell?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
