I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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