If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
either way he was missing a nipple.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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