Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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