The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize