david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
What a dumb baby whore.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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