you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I didn't notice because vodka
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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