Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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