I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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