is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I can't turn off my feet"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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