doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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