If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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