Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
3 2 1 whiskey
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Randomize
