Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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