I hope mine doesn't look like that
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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