If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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