If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
