this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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