What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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