so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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