It's Friday. Sex?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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