Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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