Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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