Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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