ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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