He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
