it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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