I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I think people are normalizing furries
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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