hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
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Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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