matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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