he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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