Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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