Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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