He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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