i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just had sex on a roof
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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