eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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