shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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