My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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