If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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