That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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